
7:10 - Got the bros over, got some pizza going and Gus Johnson’s on the tube. “College BAS-ketball.”Life, again, is just fine.
7:13 - Again, I hate the floor set up—everything’s generic. I also hate that the NCAA has to try and make more money by playing tonight’s games in professional football stadiums. Just. Not. Needed. How can the players get into it when they’re chilling in the moat?
7:24 - Is it because it’s a Friday? Is it because Wisconsin is as exciting to watch as a molasses waterfall? I don’t know, but I’m not into these games yet. I still blame it on these terrible arenas. It’s not affecting Stephen Curry though. The Guy Everyone Loves has six and Davidson leads 10-8.
7:32 - Stanford-Texas is underway and it looks much more enthralling on a computer screen than Davidson-Wisconsin does on my HD.
7:37 - Curry’s 3’s are comign too easily, but Wisconsin is having no problem keeping up with whatever kind of game Davidson wants to play. Gus Johnson says, “That’s Dell’s kid.”
7:41 - Some dude nicknamed The White Lobster has just entered the game for Davidson. Alright, now I’m into it! Plus, it appears that Travon Hughes is out for the rest of the half with an ankle?
7:56 - Halftime in Detroit? Houston? Charlotte? I can’t tell because all the damn venues look the same. Anyway, we’re tied at 36. Texas has control early, leading 20-16 and isn’t afraid to shot from anywhere on the floor. I’m rooting for Stanford, so I’m a bit concerned.
8:04 - Hate to be such a complainer tonight, but what’s with the horns in these places? It sounds like they’re having a nine-year-old jump on dog toy every time there’s a sub.
8:16 - Mitch Johnson gives Stanford a 3 they definitely needed heading into halftime. 43-34, ‘Horns. I will go on the record with this: Stanford must get at least 25 second-half points in the paint if they want a shot at winning.
8:27 - Davidson finding their groove and figuring out Wisconsin. 44-38, ‘Cats.
8:38 - “Folks! We got a star! In the motor city!” Curry has developed into a March legend before our eyes, guys.
8:41 - LeBron, we have just learned, is in Detroit and sitting in the Davidson section. I think that’s pretty cool.
8:45 - Davidson leads 57-45 at the under 12 timeout. Can Wisconsin possibly come back from that deficit? It kind of happened in all-of-the-sudden fashion. Stanford only trails by four…
8:52 - LeBron the GM has found Cleveland’s future draft pick and after Curry’s SICK reverse-and-And-One, we get our first Gus Johnson “Ha-HA!” moment of the night. Glorious! 63-46 Davidson and I think this one is out of Wisconsin’s reach.
8:58 - There are beach balls being tossed around the stadium in Houston. Three-point game. Way to go, college basketball fans.
9:05 - Abrams hits a really nice looking 3. Texas is getting too many second-change points. Lopez can’t do it all. 63-53, Longhorns. Gah.
9:10 - Texas leads by 11 with 7:33 to go … so naturally CBS brings us back to the Davidson blowout. Eh, it is rare territory, so I guess I don’t have a huge problem with it.
9:17 - The Davidson Wildcats are an Elite Eight team. Johnson’s call is subdued because it was that easy for ‘em. Texas has created more than just a little separation, leading 72-54.
9:26 - The Stanford-Texas game was once 52-51 … it’s now 79-59. UT scrubs are hoping to get a number or two into the box scores. This live blog is quite finished.
