The Lottery Is Set, Let’s Mock It
I’ve taken some time off due to real-life work recently, but I’m back with vigor!
Everyone is mocking everything now, and that’s fine, but here’s my take on the lottery process.
*Let’s stop fooling ourselves, by the way. We know zilch about foreign-born basketball products, so although I know this Danilo Gallinari will be drafted in the lottery, I’m not going to pretend I know where he fits or should go. I’m just giving him to the Knicks.
1) Chicago: Michael Beasley
2) Miami: Derrick Rose
3) Minnesota: Brook Lopez
4) Seattle: Jerryd Bayless
5) Memphis: Anthony Randolph
6) New York: The Italian Guy
7) L.A. Clippers: Darrell Arthur
8 ) Milwaukee: Eric Gordon
9) Charlotte: O.J. Mayo
10) New Jersey: Joe Alexander
11) Indiana: JaVale McGee
12) Sacramento: Kevin Love
13) Portland: D.J. Augustin
14) Golden State: Marreese Speights
Oooh, so hard!
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 @ 12:00 pm 
May 23rd, 2008 at 11:22 pm
nice…1 flaw…Chicago is gonna take…derrick rose…and trade kirk hinrich…they as much as said it…and i honestly believe Miami is trading that pick for Carmelo Anthony, Reily said he wanted the leverage and he wants garunteed talent..(CARMELO)….and the Knicks are not gonna draft some italian guy..dantonio is the coach were getting eric gordon or anthony randolph.
May 24th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Trading Carmelo for the No. 2 pick would be straight retarded
May 26th, 2008 at 12:16 am
not as retarded as trading him to the nets for richard jefferson, a second round pick and the expiring contract of kieth van horn. Thats a dumb trade…i mean if miami sent sean marion and the no.2 pick for carmelo…thats a fair trade in my opinion.